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A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the...
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you." Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then...
Where do frogs keep their money? In a river bank! What kind of bull doesn't have horns? A bullfrog! What jumps up and down in front of a car?...
Whats a frogs favorite game? It's croak-et! What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!...
Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens? A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried owl! Q: Which birds steal soap from the bath?...
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo" Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat...
There's this Wizard who worked in a factory. Everything was satisfactory except that miscreants, taking advantage of his good nature, would steal his...
Theorem: 3=4 Proof: Suppose: a + b = c This can also be written as: 4a - 3a + 4b - 3b = 4c - 3c After reorganizing:
A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly,...
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into...
MY POLICIES Current mood: bored #1}A MISDAMEANER A DAY KEEPS THE FELONIES AWAY #2}I WOULD RATHER BE HATED FOR WHO I AM THAN LOVED FOR WHO...
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. "The effects are fleeting and lingering..." - Overheard in a hallway "In...
WHAT CRIME IS PUNISHABLE IF ATTEMPTED, BUT HAS NO LEGAL PUNISHMENT IF COMMITTED??:confused: I will post the answer later tonight:p
When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in? If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away? Why...
1. "How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?" 2. "Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too" 3. "Just leave all the lights on...
You might be a redneck if... More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general. You think the stock market has a fence...
Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat? Shut up and eat your meat loaf. Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have...
I love animals, they taste great. EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later. "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes." ...
Q: How many gypsies does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None, but you lose a lot of light bulbs. Note: None because gypsies don't have mains...
ON A CHEMISTRY TEST at Midpark High School in Middleburg Heights, Ohio, one question concerned how to clean the floor after a chemical-powder spill....
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